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I
LOVE WATERMELON & FRIED CHICKEN TOO
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POT
GUN
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TERRORISM
BLOWS
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CIGARETTES
ARE GOOD FOR ME BECAUSE THEY'RE BAD FOR YOU
ful.
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WORDS
ON A SHIRT
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COOKIE
CUTTER
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SWALLOW
OR IT'S GOING IN YOUR EYE
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I'VE
HAD IT UP TO HERE
WITH MIDGETS
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I
SUPPORT SINGLE MOMS
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FUCKING
CLASSY
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DO
SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE
GET ME A BEER
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WHAT
ABOUT ALL THE GOOD THINGS HITLER DID?
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I'M
MY OWN WINGMAN
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I
BET YOU'LL VOTE NEXT TIME HIPPIE
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DON'T
MESS WITH TEXAS
IT'S NOT NICE TO PICK ON RETARDS
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HOPELESS
ROMANTIC
SEEKS FILTHY WHORE
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πMP
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STOP
CLUBBING BABY SEALS
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WHITE
FLOUR!
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BAAAAAA
MEANS NOOOOO!
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I'M
THE ONE YOU GOTTA BLOW TO GET A DRINK AROUND HERE
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WHO
NEEDS BIG TITS?
WHEN YOU HAVE AN ASS LIKE THIS
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REMINDER:
BUY MORE BEER
(MIRROR WRITING)
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IF
YOU'RE ALREADY THIS CLOSE
WHY DON'T YOU JUST SUCK MY DICK?
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THOUSANDS
OF MY POTENTIAL CHILDREN DIED ON YOUR DAUGHTER'S FACE
LAST NIGHT
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GO
LOCAL SPORTS TEAM
AND/OR COLLEGE!
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YOU
CAN'T HAVE MANSLAUGHTER WITHOUT LAUGHTER
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THIS
SHIRT IS ONLY BLUE WHEN
I'M THINKING ABOUT DWARVES
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ALSO
AVAILABLE IN SOBER!!
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CANADIANS
ARE EH'HOLES
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IF
I HAD BALLS THEY WOULD BE BIGGER THAN YOURS
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TALK
NERDY TO ME
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IF
A FAT GIRL FALLS IN THE WOODS DO THE TREES LAUGH?
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I
KNOW VIOLENCE ISN'T THE ANSWER
I GOT IT WRONG ON PURPOSE
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I
TAUGHT YOUR GIRLFRIEND
THAT THING YOU LIKE
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I
TAUGHT YOUR BOYFRIEND
THAT THING YOU LIKE
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TO:
WOMEN - FROM: GOD
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HAVE
YOU ACCEPTED JESUS CHRIST AS YOUR PERSONAL TRAINER?
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HE
LOVES THE COCK
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I
(HEART) TRANSITIVE
PICTOGRAPH VERBALIZATIONS
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